Sunday, July 30, 2006
More McFadden Merriment
My pal, Bigdaddio, is a man on fire!
...top ten darren mcfadden jokes:
10) q) what do darren mcfadden and barbaro have in common? a) might as well freeze some sperm and shoot 'em both.
9) q) why did darren mcfadden kick the parking lot pavement with his bare foot? a) was protecting his hands for that high powered passing game from springdale!
8) q) what was darren mcfadden doing in a liquor store parking lot at 4am? a) pissing off razorback fans statewide!
7) q) how many hogs does it take to replace darren mcfadden? a) just one more hog in a liquor store parking lot at 4am should be plenty!
6) q) why was darren mcfadden so adamant about keeping that car from being stolen in the liquor store parking lot at 4am? a) because mitch mustain was passed out in the back seat!
5) q) what do darren mcfadden and chuck norris have in common? a) apparently not much!
4) q) what do darren mcfadden and gary coleman have in common? a) neither of them will suit up against southern cal in 2006!
3) q) what do darren mcfadden and nancy kerrigan have in common? a) whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!?!!!!
2) apparently god is a huge fan of the passing game!!
and the #1 darren mcfadden joke: "gas to get to the liquor store parking lot at 4am, about $15! jock sniffing hangers on egging you on, a dime a dozen! a lick of common sense, priceless!!!!"
