Lynch at Large

You can't say that the town is buzzing over this weekend's fight in Memphis. It would appear that the pricey tickets at Fed Ex Forum are not selling well. They could have sold out Altell, but that matters none now.

My pal, Bigdaddio, has been inspired, so here is the latest TOP TEN LIST:

top ten excuses the loser of the jermain taylor/winky wright fight might use:

10) distracted by the echo in the 3/4 empty fedex forum!
9) burned out retinas after inadvertently looking david bazzel directly in the teeth!
8) strained "something" on the toilet trying to make weight!
7) bought into the yes men i surrounded myself with!
6) ...but he couldn't stop laughing and stuff at the staredown!
5) thought those people in the cheap seats were yelling, "yoooooooou big ...sissy!"
4) next time i have a pre-fight massage, i'm NOT going for the happy ending!
3) i should have punched him in the nads!
2) got creeped out when he blew in my ear in the clinches!

and the #1 excuse the loser of the jermain taylor/winky wright fight might use: "i guess the check bounced!"