Saturday, May 13, 2006
Help is on the way, Roy!
One of my most intellectual readers here, and listeners on WAI Radio.com, has is in dire anxiety because, in his opinion, too much time is spent discussing American Idol. Obviously, I should be more completely immersed in the war, bird flu, the state surplus, school standards, and every political race in every one of our 75 counties.
My buddy, bigdaddio, has offered up some help for Roy.
UPDATE: A few items down, in the "Comments" section, I discovered Roy's response. It's pretty funny.
My buddy, bigdaddio, has offered up some help for Roy.
top ten things roy can do while pat and carole talk american idol:
10) sprinkle some st john's wort on his corn flakes!
9) put a huge cigar in his mouth, because sometimes a cigar may be just a cigar!
8) write an essay on "the maddona complex and it's role in decisions roy has made in his life"
7) ponder what freud meant by that scraggly little beard!
6) was jung right or wrong? discuss it among himself!
5) stare into the mirror and try to win an argument!
4) answer the heretofore unanswered question: cat lovers vs dog lovers and what does it mean to roy?
3) take a pleasant stroll and lecture any squirrerls he may encounter!
2) try to find a nice long article in the arkansas democrat gazette that really pisses him off and then write a letter to the editor!
and the #1 thing roy can do while pat and carole talk american idol: ask himself over and over, "roy, how does that make you feel?"!
UPDATE: A few items down, in the "Comments" section, I discovered Roy's response. It's pretty funny.
Top 10 Comments Pat Lynch And Big Daddio Least Like To Hear
10. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
9. Ahh, it's cute.
8. Who circumcised you?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
6. This explains your car.
5. I didn't know they came that small.
4. Do you take steroids?
3. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
2. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
And the numero uno least liked comment:
1. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
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American Culture = Monument To Mediocrity
Pat Lynch and his crew continue to bring us groundbreaking, scintillating radio via the internet on www.wairadio.com. His latest broadcasts have devoted endless time over 3 days cheerleading "American Idol" and the ABC film presentation regarding bird flu. Thank God!, Carol Kramer is around to occassionally inject slivers of reality to King Pat's Court of moronic buffoons.
"American Idol" is unquestionably now a cultural phenomena, drawing 31+ million viewers weekly to it's presentation of monumental entertainment mediocrity . The fact that its primary demographic is white female children often termed as tweens(pre-pubescent & early-pubescent) and it is,otherwise clearly a "girl thing" as 65% of its viewership is female and 72% of its RIGGED votership is female.
Avian Flu has been Lynch's other mindless " obsession of the moment" despite Carol Kramer's accurate disclaimers regarding the validity of bird flu fear-mongering. The fact is the bird flu scare is completely manufactured and is the greatest hoax currently being trumpeted by our " politics of fear" spokespeople such as 'Cry-Wolf' Blitzer.Listening to Lynch's banal blather on the subject did create an unintended panic,however. We didn't know whether Lynch was morphing into Blitzer or Tippi Hedren.
So what is behind the bird flu hype. Well, in this age of distraction that insures inexplicables like "American Idol", Tom Cruise, Dumbya and Avian Flu; follow the money! Our cuddly Secretary of Defense, Don Rumsfeld, has a history of peddling poison to the masses and making untold $millions in the process.His ongoing fortune arises from Nutrasweet, which exceeds even sugar as a health menace. But...it doesn't stop there! Rumsfeld is also a key figure in the sale of the worthless drug Tamiflu which is now flying off the shelves due to the bird flu scare.Rumsfeld has already made $5 million on Tamiflu and owns an additional $25 million in shares of the Gilead Sciences which leased Tamiflu to Roche Pharmaceutical.
Roy
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Pat Lynch Response;
Help is on the way, Roy!
One of my most intellectual readers here, and listeners on WAI Radio.com, has is in dire anxiety because, in his opinion, too much time is spent discussing American Idol. Obviously, I should be more completely immersed in the war, bird flu, the state surplus, school standards, and every political race in every one of our 75 counties.
My buddy, bigdaddio, has offered up some help for Roy.
top ten things roy can do while pat and carole talk american idol:
10) sprinkle some st john's wort on his corn flakes!
9) put a huge cigar in his mouth, because sometimes a cigar may be just a cigar!
8) write an essay on "the maddona complex and it's role in decisions roy has made in his life"
7) ponder what freud meant by that scraggly little beard!
6) was jung right or wrong? discuss it among himself!
5) stare into the mirror and try to win an argument!
4) answer the heretofore unanswered question: cat lovers vs dog lovers and what does it mean to roy?
3) take a pleasant stroll and lecture any squirrerls he may encounter!
2) try to find a nice long article in the arkansas democrat gazette that really pisses him off and then write a letter to the editor!
and the #1 thing roy can do while pat and carole talk american idol: ask himself over and over, "roy, how does that make you feel?"!
UPDATE: A few items down, in the "Comments" section, I discovered Roy's response. It's pretty funny.
Pat Lynch called upon his fellow perpetual- adolescent and "BIG GUN "; who hides behind the anonymous moniker, "bigdaddio", to construct a mean-spirited
top ten list dedicated to me. Apparently, bigdaddio made several references to my supposed sexual preferences and my ego-identity which is quite a curious choice from one who's so obviously suffering from chronic small-penis complex, he is forced to hide behind anonymity with "bigdaddio" as his "handle"!
Lynch, who still awaits along with Chris Matthews, Tucker Carlson,Drew Pritt and Pat Buchanan their voices to change, is such a towering intellect he recruits people who are so moronic they probably dreamed as children of careers in radio or even worse; something as worthless as chiropractic
medicine to write his rants for him.
Nevertheless in keeping with the tradition of Letterman's Top Ten Lists format, I'm dedicating the following to Pat and Bigdaddio..................Enjoy!
Top 10 Comments Pat Lynch And Big Daddio Least Like To Hear
10. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
9. Ahh, it's cute.
8. Who circumcised you?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
6. This explains your car.
5. I didn't know they came that small.
4. Do you take steroids?
3. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
2. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
And the numero uno least liked comment:
1. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
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Pat Lynch and his crew continue to bring us groundbreaking, scintillating radio via the internet on www.wairadio.com. His latest broadcasts have devoted endless time over 3 days cheerleading "American Idol" and the ABC film presentation regarding bird flu. Thank God!, Carol Kramer is around to occassionally inject slivers of reality to King Pat's Court of moronic buffoons.
"American Idol" is unquestionably now a cultural phenomena, drawing 31+ million viewers weekly to it's presentation of monumental entertainment mediocrity . The fact that its primary demographic is white female children often termed as tweens(pre-pubescent & early-pubescent) and it is,otherwise clearly a "girl thing" as 65% of its viewership is female and 72% of its RIGGED votership is female.
Avian Flu has been Lynch's other mindless " obsession of the moment" despite Carol Kramer's accurate disclaimers regarding the validity of bird flu fear-mongering. The fact is the bird flu scare is completely manufactured and is the greatest hoax currently being trumpeted by our " politics of fear" spokespeople such as 'Cry-Wolf' Blitzer.Listening to Lynch's banal blather on the subject did create an unintended panic,however. We didn't know whether Lynch was morphing into Blitzer or Tippi Hedren.
So what is behind the bird flu hype. Well, in this age of distraction that insures inexplicables like "American Idol", Tom Cruise, Dumbya and Avian Flu; follow the money! Our cuddly Secretary of Defense, Don Rumsfeld, has a history of peddling poison to the masses and making untold $millions in the process.His ongoing fortune arises from Nutrasweet, which exceeds even sugar as a health menace. But...it doesn't stop there! Rumsfeld is also a key figure in the sale of the worthless drug Tamiflu which is now flying off the shelves due to the bird flu scare.Rumsfeld has already made $5 million on Tamiflu and owns an additional $25 million in shares of the Gilead Sciences which leased Tamiflu to Roche Pharmaceutical.
Roy
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Pat Lynch Response;
Help is on the way, Roy!
One of my most intellectual readers here, and listeners on WAI Radio.com, has is in dire anxiety because, in his opinion, too much time is spent discussing American Idol. Obviously, I should be more completely immersed in the war, bird flu, the state surplus, school standards, and every political race in every one of our 75 counties.
My buddy, bigdaddio, has offered up some help for Roy.
top ten things roy can do while pat and carole talk american idol:
10) sprinkle some st john's wort on his corn flakes!
9) put a huge cigar in his mouth, because sometimes a cigar may be just a cigar!
8) write an essay on "the maddona complex and it's role in decisions roy has made in his life"
7) ponder what freud meant by that scraggly little beard!
6) was jung right or wrong? discuss it among himself!
5) stare into the mirror and try to win an argument!
4) answer the heretofore unanswered question: cat lovers vs dog lovers and what does it mean to roy?
3) take a pleasant stroll and lecture any squirrerls he may encounter!
2) try to find a nice long article in the arkansas democrat gazette that really pisses him off and then write a letter to the editor!
and the #1 thing roy can do while pat and carole talk american idol: ask himself over and over, "roy, how does that make you feel?"!
UPDATE: A few items down, in the "Comments" section, I discovered Roy's response. It's pretty funny.
Pat Lynch called upon his fellow perpetual- adolescent and "BIG GUN "; who hides behind the anonymous moniker, "bigdaddio", to construct a mean-spirited
top ten list dedicated to me. Apparently, bigdaddio made several references to my supposed sexual preferences and my ego-identity which is quite a curious choice from one who's so obviously suffering from chronic small-penis complex, he is forced to hide behind anonymity with "bigdaddio" as his "handle"!
Lynch, who still awaits along with Chris Matthews, Tucker Carlson,Drew Pritt and Pat Buchanan their voices to change, is such a towering intellect he recruits people who are so moronic they probably dreamed as children of careers in radio or even worse; something as worthless as chiropractic
medicine to write his rants for him.
Nevertheless in keeping with the tradition of Letterman's Top Ten Lists format, I'm dedicating the following to Pat and Bigdaddio..................Enjoy!
Top 10 Comments Pat Lynch And Big Daddio Least Like To Hear
10. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
9. Ahh, it's cute.
8. Who circumcised you?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
6. This explains your car.
5. I didn't know they came that small.
4. Do you take steroids?
3. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
2. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
And the numero uno least liked comment:
1. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
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