Friday, February 24, 2006
Who Stole My American Idol?
OK. I am still steamed. Of all the people who deserved to STAY, Patrick Hall is on top of the list. Anyway, Bigdaddio is also a bit upset and has researched the following.
top ten reasons patrick hall of gravette, arkansas was eliminated from american idol:
10) perfect posture equals nerd in the music world!
9) lesbian song choice confusing even to gay cowboys!
8) demonstrated a paucity of vibrato!
7) collagen injected lips of elderly woman in the audience labeled "friend of patrick hall" frightened teenybopper voting pack!
6) 100% of gay vote went to "ace"!
5) background vocals needed some pips!
4) rumors of a high school vocalist from springdale coming in next year stole his momentum!
3) needed less perfect pitch and more ass shakin' like fantasia!
2) jermain taylor camp refused to allow patrick to use the razorback logo!
and the #1 reason patrick hall of gravette, arkansas was eliminated from american idol: "viewing audience expected something more glenn campbellish!"
