Lynch at Large

Commercials were he worst ever, but at least the Republicans have squeezed every bit of fun and humor out of American life. I sometimes forget that WE ARE A NATION AT WAR and there are no jokes. Alas, Bigdaddio did not get the memo. Here is his latest irreverent rant.

top ten quotes following the superbowl:

10) peyton manning: "frickin' teenage depression!"
9) matt hasselback: "no, it's my brother that's tapping the hot girl on the view!"
8) the line judge: "holding, seattle! ...what's that, the game has been over for five minutes? never mind!"
7) mike holmgren: "does anybody remember that rogaine ad i did about five years ago? do you see this solar collector still on the crown of my noggin?!"
6) bill cowher: "please step back, i'm gonna really stick my chin out now!"
5) troy palumalu: "does anyone want to french braid?"
4) hines ward: "i won the mvp! who the hell am i?!"
3) shawn alexander: "did we forget to pay somebody off? ...ooooh, for the good old days at alabama!"
2) terry bradshaw: "enjoy it ben! i had hair my second year in the league too!"

and the #1 quote following the superbowl: jerome bettis: "i bought new levis last week, and i got 48's...they felt so dam good i went back and got 50's!"