Lynch at Large

My buddy, Bigdaddyo, is letting his life as an aspiring gag writer for the Tonight Show get in the way of his real job. But I don't care so long as it benefits me. Here is his latest offering.

top ten takes on the mitch mustain situation:

10) jermain taylor: "i, i, i just don't love you no more, mitch!"
9) gary brashears: "kid didn't have cool hair anyway!"
8) coach houston nutt: "well now, that is definitely not special!"
7) basil shabazz: "potential shmotential! potential don't pay the light bill!"
6) matt jones: "but could he catch the ball?"
5) peyton hillis' mom: "his mother should butt out!"
4) janet huckabee: "cute kid, but it's not like i'd help him with his belt or anything."
3) marcus monk: "throw me that basketball!"
2) joe klein: "my favorite pasta dish is spaghettios!"

and the #1 take on the mitch mustain situation: casey dick: "more champagne anybody?"