Sunday, October 23, 2005
Bigdaddyo Checks in on the Hogs
Bigdaddyo is certainly in a bad mood this morning. The following is his latest submission.
top ten messages left on houston nutt's voice mail Saturday night:
10) "hey, coach, it's cole barthel. ...i ain't gettin' any younger!"
9) "this is the georgia defensive line. thanks for not calling more pass plays! our palms are red and swollen!"
8) "coach, it's marcus. marcus monk. M -O -N -K! i won't be at practice on Monday because i'll be doing something productive with the new guys over at springdale!"
7) "it's danny. i could fake that brainstem thing again if you think it'll help!"
6) "this is peyton's mom and i want to know what you've done to make peyton drop so many punts! we never had this problem when we were wampuscats!!"
5) "coach broyles heeyah! just a remindah, we aren't playin' horseshoes or throwin' hand grenades so 'close' don't buy you job security! ...did i evuh tell you about winnin' the '64 national championship with a bunch of freshmen and sophumowuuuhs?"
4) "houston, it's nolan. did you shoot my damned horse?!"
3) "honey, don't forget to bring home milk and toilet paper this time or your position at home is on thin ice too!"
2) "phil fulmer here. what exactly did you promise that mustain kid? ...don't think i won't do it! ask alabama!!"
and the #1 message left on houston nutt's voice mail Saturday night: "this is louisiana state university returning your call. i'm sorry, but the job is no longer available."
