Friday, September 02, 2005
Top Ten Reasons "W" Hasn't Gone to New Orleans Yet:
10) daddy didn't tell him to!
9) had an early tee time, really needed a nap!
8) we helped them iraqis, now it's their turn!
7) there's prolly some terrorists in new orleans so let them suffer...if some innocent people also suffer, well that's the price of war!
6) was louisiana a red state? can't remember!
5) pouting because chainey said he couldn't take his fishin' pole!
4) jimmy carter handles that kinda' stuff, don't he?!
3) dallas cowboys was playin' on the tv!
2) still trying to figure out why his mom is the quaker oats guy!
and the #1 reason "W" hasn't gone to new orleans yet: "burbon street is closed!"