Saturday, September 10, 2005
Bigdaddyo Roasts the Razorbacks
(the following should be read in the voice of lou holtz...even if you're reading silently, you should hear it that way)
i was glad to see that the pre-med students at vanderbilt took a break from their studies to play a football game at razorback stadium last saturday. all work and no play makes a future brain surgeon a dull boy! it was a close ballgame too. i was really impressed with reggie herring's new vaunted razorback defensive scheme right up until they couldn't stop the student ama members from scoring and winning the game! i heard reggie on the phone after the game talking to steinmart and placing a bulk order for pink material! practice next week will look like a mary kae convention. and i don't think houston nutt needs an offensive coordinator. some of those plays he called were extremely imaginative! how often do you see your best receiver throw a bomb to your tailback? i can't imagine a more creative way to an incomplete pass, unless you have that same tailback try to throw one a play or two later and they did that too!
to be fair, the referrees took this game right out of the hands of the razorbacks. i heard that the referees spend most of the offseason planning ways to screw the hogs over. of course, i heard that on drive time sports right here on 1037thebaz but that doesn't mean it isn't true!
these are just a few of my observations but what do i really know? i'm not a brilliant man and i certainly wasn't smart enough to attend the university of notre dame but for some reason they thought i was smart enough to call their plays and be their head football coach.