Saturday, September 10, 2005
Bigdaddyo Roasts the Razorbacks
My old bud, Bigdaddyo, has been in one of those creative tears and here is his latest submission:
(the following should be read in the voice of lou holtz...even if you're reading silently, you should hear it that way)
i was glad to see that the pre-med students at vanderbilt took a break from their studies to play a football game at razorback stadium last saturday. all work and no play makes a future brain surgeon a dull boy! it was a close ballgame too. i was really impressed with reggie herring's new vaunted razorback defensive scheme right up until they couldn't stop the student ama members from scoring and winning the game! i heard reggie on the phone after the game talking to steinmart and placing a bulk order for pink material! practice next week will look like a mary kae convention. and i don't think houston nutt needs an offensive coordinator. some of those plays he called were extremely imaginative! how often do you see your best receiver throw a bomb to your tailback? i can't imagine a more creative way to an incomplete pass, unless you have that same tailback try to throw one a play or two later and they did that too!
to be fair, the referrees took this game right out of the hands of the razorbacks. i heard that the referees spend most of the offseason planning ways to screw the hogs over. of course, i heard that on drive time sports right here on 1037thebaz but that doesn't mean it isn't true!
these are just a few of my observations but what do i really know? i'm not a brilliant man and i certainly wasn't smart enough to attend the university of notre dame but for some reason they thought i was smart enough to call their plays and be their head football coach.
(the following should be read in the voice of lou holtz...even if you're reading silently, you should hear it that way)
i was glad to see that the pre-med students at vanderbilt took a break from their studies to play a football game at razorback stadium last saturday. all work and no play makes a future brain surgeon a dull boy! it was a close ballgame too. i was really impressed with reggie herring's new vaunted razorback defensive scheme right up until they couldn't stop the student ama members from scoring and winning the game! i heard reggie on the phone after the game talking to steinmart and placing a bulk order for pink material! practice next week will look like a mary kae convention. and i don't think houston nutt needs an offensive coordinator. some of those plays he called were extremely imaginative! how often do you see your best receiver throw a bomb to your tailback? i can't imagine a more creative way to an incomplete pass, unless you have that same tailback try to throw one a play or two later and they did that too!
to be fair, the referrees took this game right out of the hands of the razorbacks. i heard that the referees spend most of the offseason planning ways to screw the hogs over. of course, i heard that on drive time sports right here on 1037thebaz but that doesn't mean it isn't true!
these are just a few of my observations but what do i really know? i'm not a brilliant man and i certainly wasn't smart enough to attend the university of notre dame but for some reason they thought i was smart enough to call their plays and be their head football coach.
