Thursday, September 15, 2005
Big Daddyo Lifts the Cloud of Gloom
top ten phrases to replace "under god" in the pledge of allegiance:
10) "with more nukes than you"
9) "searching for your weapons of mass destruction"
8) "with tax loopholes for the very wealthy"
7) "dependent on foreign oil"
6) "with only rich old white men as president"
5) "rockin' hard"
4) "with athletes on steroids"
3) "watching jerry springer"
2) "in debt"
and the #1 phrase to replace "under god" in the pledge of allegiance: "headed straight to hell!"
10) "with more nukes than you"
9) "searching for your weapons of mass destruction"
8) "with tax loopholes for the very wealthy"
7) "dependent on foreign oil"
6) "with only rich old white men as president"
5) "rockin' hard"
4) "with athletes on steroids"
3) "watching jerry springer"
2) "in debt"
and the #1 phrase to replace "under god" in the pledge of allegiance: "headed straight to hell!"
