Tuesday, August 16, 2005
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After my extensive commentary on the story immediately below, bigdaddyo submitted the following:
top ten ways you know you are in a bad wal mart:
10) elderly front door greeter says, "what are you lookin' at, loser?!"
9) kid whupin' section larger than the trailer skirting section!
8) food court smells like cabbage, and they don't have cabbage on the menu!
7) portrait studio has teeth you can rent!
6) guy in the video department offers to show you the good stuff he has hidden out in the trunk of his car!
5) sporting goods department has a wide selection of brass knuckles!
4) sign on the restroom door says "maybe you should just hold it!"
3) a family of migrant farm workers is living in the snack food aisle!
2) two for one special on bail bonds!
and the #1 way you know you are in a bad wal mart: "it's not a flashing blue light special, it's the cops!"
top ten ways you know you are in a bad wal mart:
10) elderly front door greeter says, "what are you lookin' at, loser?!"
9) kid whupin' section larger than the trailer skirting section!
8) food court smells like cabbage, and they don't have cabbage on the menu!
7) portrait studio has teeth you can rent!
6) guy in the video department offers to show you the good stuff he has hidden out in the trunk of his car!
5) sporting goods department has a wide selection of brass knuckles!
4) sign on the restroom door says "maybe you should just hold it!"
3) a family of migrant farm workers is living in the snack food aisle!
2) two for one special on bail bonds!
and the #1 way you know you are in a bad wal mart: "it's not a flashing blue light special, it's the cops!"
